Meet Betty! Betty is our new quality control manager and is responsible for checking all shinies (and all orders) for cheese. Betty is a purebred Spotted Snootador, so she is highly qualified for this job.
Betty flunked out of service dog school last month because her brain goes completely offline if she sees a squirrel, but we're used to that sort of thing around here so she's fitting in just fine.
Betty and Zoe say "HELLO YES WE HEARD THE SHINIES ARE ON SALE THIS WEEKEND??" and they heard correctly! I'm running out of room in the inventory bins, so most shinies are 25% off this weekend.
The discount will go to 30% sometime tomorrow afternoon or whenever I get bored, whichever comes first. Morning Wire Meditation pieces are also BOGO this weekend, and as always domestic shipping is free on orders over $35.
No coupon codes needed - the discounts will be automatically applied in your cart. The sale ends at midnight eastern time on Sunday night, and most orders should be in the mail on Monday!
(All orders will be thoroughly inspected for cheese by Betty.)
