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last-chance Instant Gratification session!

Okay, y'all, let's try this... Thursday and Friday are looking relatively not-chaotic (I probably just cursed myself) so I'm blocking them out to work on custom pieces, including any last-minute or spur-of-the-moment requests! Here's how it works: if you can tell me what you want in one (short) paragraph, and it...

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last-chance shiny shopping

(actual photo of me without coffee during the holiday shipping season) Need a few last-minute-ish shiny presents? I've got you covered: buy anything in the ready-to-ship section or the clearance section, get an item from the clearance section for 50% off when you use coupon code GIFTMAS18 - and yes,...

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holiday shipping deadlines, with bonus visual earworm

The winter holidays are fast approaching, and so are holiday shipping deadlines! Please keep the following dates in mind, because your friendly neighborhood wirebender can only work so many miracles in any given day: if you would like your shinies to arrive before the last night of Hannukah (Sunday, December 9th), the...

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Rumors of my death were only moderately exaggerated.

(actual photo of me this past week whenever I tried to get out of bed) (actual photo of every single person I know ordering me to stay in bed) So... yeah. In hindsight that was probably walking pneumonia, and a sensible person would probably have gone to the hospital or at least...

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no rest for the wicked or the self-employed

Smol Panther: "HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Me: "Working." Smol Panther: "I SAID NO WORKING UNTIL THE ANTIBIOTICS KICKED IN AND YOU STOP BEING TOO DIZZY TO GET OUT OF BED. DO I HAVE TO SIT ON YOU AGAIN, LIKE YESTERDAY?" Me: "No rest for the wicked or the self-employed." Smol...

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