Privacy Policy

I will never sell, trade, loan, barter, or otherwise distribute your personal information to anyone else for any reason, unless I am subpoenaed for it, and if that happens it’s probably because you used a stolen credit card or something, so just don’t do that and it won’t be an issue.

Your personal information is used only to ship the order to you and sometimes to email you if I have a question. If you opt into my newsletter, you’ll get occasional rambling emails that may or may not have cat pictures, and you might get a slightly creepy automated email offering you a coupon code if you haven’t ordered anything in a while or if you leave stuff in your cart for a couple of days.

If someone asks me to help pick out a gift for you, I will make suggestions based on your order history and/or subscription preferences profile, but I won’t tell them how many labradorite pendants you already own or anything like that. 

Also I never see any of your credit card information when you place an order online using one of the payment gateways I have on my site. In the extremely rare case that I take a credit card number over the phone, rest assured that I have brain damage and will forget it within 30 seconds; I have trouble with my own phone number some days. And for the love of little fishes please do not email me (or anyone else) your credit card number, mmmkay?