Shipping: a few days behind and I forgot about Memorial Day. 

Subscriptions: see above.

Website: still working on the update, hoping for tomorrow.

Chapbook: published but see above. 

Patreon: poems and postcards forthcoming shortly.

Commissions: getting caught up slowly.

Divorce: finally signed the papers, waiting for a judge to do the same.

Honey Badger Tattoo: incredibly itchy, also awesome.

Lawyer: paid in full.

IRS: paid in full.

Property Taxes: paid in full.

House: has a leaking pipe in basement, will require a plumber.

Eye: improving slowly after last week's scratched cornea.

Mercury Retrograde: can bite me.