Shipping: a few days behind and I forgot about Memorial Day.
Subscriptions: see above.
Website: still working on the update, hoping for tomorrow.
Chapbook: published but see above.
Patreon: poems and postcards forthcoming shortly.
Commissions: getting caught up slowly.
Divorce: finally signed the papers, waiting for a judge to do the same.
Honey Badger Tattoo: incredibly itchy, also awesome.
Lawyer: paid in full.
IRS: paid in full.
Property Taxes: paid in full.
House: has a leaking pipe in basement, will require a plumber.
Eye: improving slowly after last week's scratched cornea.
Mercury Retrograde: can bite me.