1. The anniversary bash is winding down today with 100 99 items in the clearance section, and for the next two hours, an extra 40% off everything in that section with the coupon code FLY. Because why not? 
   
   
2. I'm leaving (on a jet plane, don't know... wait, yes I do know when I'll be back again, don't mind me it's been a rough couple of days) for a music retreat in Wisconsin at WHAT-WAS-I-THINKING-EARLY-O'CLOCK tomorrow morning, which brings me to the third thing:
   
   
3. If it isn't in the mail today, it will not be shipped until Tuesday at the very earliest. Any orders placed by 2 pm eastern time WILL go out today if it's humanly possible, but if you order a bunch of neckvines or other custom-made items, it might not be possible. 

See you when I get back!