The Marketing Department* has just informed me that we haven’t had an Earring Club sale in far too long, so let’s change that before I get yelled at again:
Now through Halloween, new subscribers can get their first month for half price, AND if you sign up this weekend, you’ll get a bonus pair of these cute little Pumpkin Spice** Earrings - made with vintage glass beads, and yes, they ARE that sparkly! - in your first shipment.
Also you can't get these earrings any other way. Because I'm mean.
(Just ask my child. I made her eat green beans yesterday AND I took away her iPad when she tried to bite me this morning.)
(Think of it as both trick AND treating, only without making a mess of my lawn...)
No coupon codes needed, just sign up and the discount will automatically be applied to your first shipment.
*The Marketing Department is also me. You should hear the arguments we have at our weekly meetings when the Creative Department (also me) and the Shipping Department (also me) and the Office Manager (yep, that's me too) disagree on whose turn it was to buy donuts.
**The Legal Department (which probably shouldn't be me, because I'm not a lawyer and I don't play one on tv, but such is life) would like me to tell people not to eat the Pumpkin Spice Earrings. I'm not going to tell you not to lick them, because you're a grown-up and can make your own choices, but glass beads don't actually taste very good***.
***And I'm not saying how I know that.
