As you may have guessed, I'm utterly and completely over 2016 at this point, and I've decided to send it out with one hell of a sale. Coupon code BYE2016 takes 40% off everything, and I'm about to spend this last hour doing some absurd markdowns because why not.

Sale ends midnight eastern time, and the markdowns I'm about to do will also turn into pumpkins at that point. Either that or I'll fall asleep and deal with them sometime tomorrow. Both are equally likely at this point.