“if you can’t grow your own tentacles, store-bought is fine”

I got my first covid vaccination five days ago and do I have a prehensile tail or any tentacles? No, no I do not. This is very disappointing and I can only hope the second dose is better. 

Fortunately I have an ample supply of raku octopi, and yes, if this is sold out I can make more. Might take me a little while though, I’m currently very prone to falling asleep. 

I can size this to pretty much any length you want. Please tell me how long it should be in a note at checkout.