OH HAI Mercury Retrograde I really didn’t miss you at ALL. But at least it’s giving me a good reason to release this series that I’ve been plotting ever since somebody suggested it in response to the NOT TODAY, SATAN series a few months ago!

I mean, pretty rocks aren’t a magic cure for people tap dancing on your last nerve, but they MIGHT help you remember to bite your tongue before you say something that you might regret later. Can’t hurt. Might help! Might also make you snicker quietly to yourself every time you send a follow-up email about that thing that didn’t NEED seventeen emails in the first place. 

Rainbow obsidian, garnet, sculpted silver wire, and a whole lot of repressed snark.