Status Reports & Other Ramblings

why I don’t do Black Friday

This is a repost of a blog post from 2014. I don’t regret my decision for an instant. It was one of the best choices I’ve ever made for my...

why I don’t do Black Friday

This is a repost of a blog post from 2014. I don’t regret my decision for an instant. It was one of the best choices I’ve ever made for my...

NSFW, apparently.

I was just doing some maintenance in the shop's integration with Facebook, and discovered this, ah... fascinating error message: (Image: screenshot of text on a white background. On the left...

NSFW, apparently.

I was just doing some maintenance in the shop's integration with Facebook, and discovered this, ah... fascinating error message: (Image: screenshot of text on a white background. On the left...

pumpkin spice earrings? sure, why not.

The Marketing Department* has just informed me that we haven’t had an Earring Club sale in far too long, so let’s change that before I get yelled at again: Now...

pumpkin spice earrings? sure, why not.

The Marketing Department* has just informed me that we haven’t had an Earring Club sale in far too long, so let’s change that before I get yelled at again: Now...

the "it's almost October and I'm really tired" ...

I'm really unclear on how this happened, but somehow it's almost October and Yom Kippur is tomorrow and my kid has homework now (pass me the good scotch, please) which...

the "it's almost October and I'm really tired" ...

I'm really unclear on how this happened, but somehow it's almost October and Yom Kippur is tomorrow and my kid has homework now (pass me the good scotch, please) which...

a summer of funerals and hurricanes

This is a summer of funerals and sitting shiva, apparently. (No condolences necessary for me personally; I'm the support team this time.) I've been mostly offline for... uh, about a...

a summer of funerals and hurricanes

This is a summer of funerals and sitting shiva, apparently. (No condolences necessary for me personally; I'm the support team this time.) I've been mostly offline for... uh, about a...

hello world

(That tweet basically sums up my life over the past few days.) No, I didn't get kidnapped by a horde of tiny robots, nor did I fall off the face...

hello world

(That tweet basically sums up my life over the past few days.) No, I didn't get kidnapped by a horde of tiny robots, nor did I fall off the face...