Me, texting a friend: these earrings need a name

Friend, before the photo finished sending: Fred

Me: *too tired to come up with anything better*

…look it’s been A Day and I am very tired and just want to go eat tacos and go to bed, so these are going to be called Fred. 🤷🏻‍♀️ 

Really Hecking sparkly firepolished glass and sculpted silver wire with sterling silver earwires unless you opt to upgrade to something else.